I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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