I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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