will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize