So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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