So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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