Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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