I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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