shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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