FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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