I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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