i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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