i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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