David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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