You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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