doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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