So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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