This is not my ceiling
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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