we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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