Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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