Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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