apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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