So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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