nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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