all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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