I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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