My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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