Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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