he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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