STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
that may or may not have been my penis.
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