Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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You can't just leave with hair like that
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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