It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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