Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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