if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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