couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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