have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
