I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
In America we eat man semen.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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