mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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