I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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