how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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