i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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