community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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