His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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