the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize