I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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