you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You are the jesus of drinking
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him