Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.