he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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