Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!