Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

you still trying to smash that chick?

(1-248): View more from Michigan

it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober

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(510): View more from California

he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.

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(248): View more from Michigan

This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?

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(740): View more from Ohio

No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.

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(217): View more from Illinois

the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him

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