It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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