Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Holy sore nipples Batman
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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