can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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