i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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