im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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