Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
the liver wants what the liver wants
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize