So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
