whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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