I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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