hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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