i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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