So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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