Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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